If you're living in UK...

Well, I'm planning to go to the United Kingdom soon, probably this summer.
It's mostly because I'd like to travel and see another country, and that, for some reason, I always dreamed to go there (don't ask me why, I don't know, it's been like ten years I want to go there). I'll be searching for a job there so I can stay a while, but if I don't find one, I'll only stay for two or three weeks.

I'm actually searching for a place where I could stay for those weeks. Hotels are f*cking expensive, plus I just don't like the idea of going alone in a hotel while it could be a nice experience to actually live with other peoples and stuff.

So, yeah, if you can (or know someone who could) accomodate me for a little while this summer, that would be awesome. If I can find a job, I won't stay at your place though, unless it's not a problem for you if I stay longer.

-I can pay a small fee if you let me stay at your place. That, or if you prefer, we could make an exchange : if you ever come to France, I'll be glad to let you stay at my place for a little while too (though it wouldn't be possible before 2013, since I won't have my own appartment before that).
-I don't smoke, but if you do, I don't mind.
-I don't bring animals with me (unless you count my faceless alter egos as such, because they use to follow me everywhere :'p).
-I'm not scared of animals, so if you have some, no problem (unless you want to put your pet tarentula on my face. THAT would be a problem).
-About my alter egos, if you live in a place with other people that wouldn't like that kind of creatures, then I'll promise they won't show up. If you don't, I'll be sure to let them have a little freedom. :'p
-I don't want to have sex with you. That may sound silly, but yeah, I know people who expect this from people staying at their place.
-I won't come with much stuff, and I'll bring my laptop, so I won't be pestering you to use your computer.

So, if you're interested, or have some more questions, just send me a note and we can talk about it in depth.